nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

did-you-kno:

Source

That’s awesome

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

crooked-young:

I have no friends and I’m constantly either lied to or upset about something someone did but being told that I’m wrong for being upset and it’s stupid I am so done with everyone I rlly don’t need anyone I’m sick of it

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

breakingnews:

Yankees pitcher Pineda ejected for foreign substance

ESPNNew York Yankees starting pitcher Michael Pineda was ejected from a game against the Boston Red Sox for having a foreign substance on his neck Wednesday night.

Pineda confirmed the substance was pine tar, saying “It won’t happen again.”

Photo: Yankees starter Michael Pineda walks off the mound after being ejected at Fenway Park. (Elise Amendola / AP Photo)

Wtf, pine tar goes on helmets and bats. This could have easily gotten on his neck, especially since helmets touch your head

That’s fucking dumb

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER