[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
I think Tumblr should be split in to two different urls: serioustumblr.com, and funnytumblr.com. The first: for posts about serious topic matters like misogyny, racism, homophobia, etc. The second: for all the other stuff, even including stuff that isn’t meant to be funny, just artsy. You could even share some stuff from serioustumblr.com to funnytumblr.com if it’s really important or life saving.
If you could share things to the other, it would compromise both sites. Good idea though without the sharing thing.
So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
fucking math and shit
can we talk about this though
this makes me angry and satisfied at the same time?
I don’t know if I like this or not
I don’t feel like I can stop watching it because my brain feels funny
This is fantastic
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
how nerds dirty talk to each other
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home