thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

(Source: jerkofficial)

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

officialharrytruman:

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

can anybody hmu

(Source: magnacarterholygrail)

dicktho:

2bainzz:

coolator:

dude..

christ

Slurp Slurp! Lol!

rjnewton:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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(Source: rations)

(Source: official-sokka)

official-sebastian-strider:


arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

wHEEZESing

official-sebastian-strider:

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

wHEEZESing

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

  • baby: w...wa...
  • mom: water?
  • baby: WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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(Source: jeffswinger)

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford