i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass

taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

handjob:

that look that your parents give you when your sibling curses

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

vinebox:

Like father like son

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

crybaybe:

fun activities to do instead of going to school tomorrow:
-getting piledrived into spikes
-eating nails
-stapling myself to my bed
-hotgluing my eyelids shut

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

(Source: theacheofmodernism)